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“Mother shall pay for this embarrassment, from the baubles on the tree to the turkey on the table, no one shall be spared.”
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“Does it amuse you that I look like the cut price version of Winnie the Pooh? Well, good because it’s the last time.”
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“Mooom, I told you, I’m not a sweet little baby, I’m a fierce fighting machine and it’s time you recognized that.”
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“I thought your enjoyment of my degradation could stoop no lower, but a knitted sweater vest truly takes the biscuit.”
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“This is the last holiday photo you ever let the dog get near me. How can I have any self respect as a cat who smells like a dog after being licked by one?!”
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“Look Linda, please at least take the sweater off, I promise I won’t scratch and bite at it, I just can't go around looking like this.”
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“Mom we talked about this, I’m a boy cat and these photos for social media are really hurting my street cred.”
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The face that has schemed a thousand schemes and is soon to act upon one…
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“Look all I said was that I wanted fish, I have no idea what this outfit has to do with fish and I’m getting hungry, so either make good on the fish or prepaw for a riot.”
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“I do not know what this burning sensation is in my chest but I feel as though I need to unleash on the hooman who dressed me in this piece of plastic.”
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The face of a cat child who is going to eat your legs at 3am like a tiny land shark…
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“I ruled over leagues of men in my past life and now I have been reduced to this.”
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If you ever wondered how the Grinch came to be, then wonder no more.
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“The only thing I’ll be hunting tonight are your toes from under the cover Fred, you’ve been warned.”
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“There’s no way that a single dinosaur would have put up with this humiliation.”
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“You dressed me up as a bee mother, but tonight it is you who shall feel the sting of her actions.”
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When you’re sitting at the bar and someone starts making crazy eyes at you from the other side.
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POV: your cat at 4am ready to seek retribution for your crimes against cat-kind.
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When you go too far with the ‘Distinguished Gentleman’ bit…
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The thousand yard stare
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“Just wait until you try to sleep in late tomorrow hooman, then it shall be you who regrets their life decisions and looks the fool.”
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